Don't ask

Don't ask for a raise. Hey, micro soft wake up. Like what century are we even in. This is a brand new era.

St. Scary

St. Scary sees another shooting of a black man. Oh yes, it was by a white cop. It is always one sorry saga. Riots are not far away. Like we might see em soon. Perhaps be next year even.

positive thinking

Just what do you want to get in our cosmos. Well, positive thinking can help us. OK so it does not help the jobless joes. Like they need money now. Basically, we focus on the stars, but fall due to a trip wire. Keep your head out of the clouds and focus on what is coming. It requires work for a caterpillar to grow. Eventually, the goal is to become a butterfly and soar.

microwave oven

Friends, I do not like my microwave over. Yeah, like it makes food taste horrible or worse. Hey, this is a real pain. Taste Reminds me of slushy mushy rice. Like it is the opposite of crisp... Oh, the terrible tastes like zero memories.

HP

HP is breaking up. Yeah, it will be two separate companies soon. Still, the old calculators we so miss. Oh wow, those years were awesome. World be not the same.

martime piracy on rise

Get outta town man. This news is sour. Oh yes, maritime piracy on rise. Do we feel it is a weird world we are in. Pirates are a staple of movies. However, these are some real ones.

Lake Oroville

Lake Oroville is drying up. Problem is lack of rain. This situation is serious. Households need to use water for many services. Sadly, the water needed would be a monsoon.

social media

Does social media interest you. Being positive will get more tweets - yes more. Please do be sincere. That word means no wax. Yeah, as in no wax on an apple or an orange. Fakers do not go far in our universe. Let us help our media campaign grow.

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Droughts

Droughts are getting worse. Environmentalists blame global warming. However, this is not so. Think of the consequences of a warmer ocean. There would be more evaporation and thus more rain. Like that is not what we are seeing.

amazing

Dogs are amazing. Fantastic how they can cheer you up. Sadly, there are dog dumpers were I live and you always see a pack roaming. Most were house puppies once. Well, they are now on their very own.

green jobs

Friends, do you see green jobs opening up. Point is, we do not see any. Just one more mirage. Yeah, an empty promise. Wish it were no so.