Rooster crowing

Rooster crowing. What does he crow on. Like we are not so sure. Hens cluck when they lay an eggs. However, my rooster crows every morning. Neighbors do not like to wake up.

Guardians of the galaxy

Guardians of the galaxy might be the worst movie in our universe. Like we are not so sure. However, the special effects are proven winners. Few will argue... it really sux... that is obvious to all of us. Still, here it is just in case.

oscar

OK so bird man wins oscar. This was not just best movie. Cinematography and directing were other awards it won. Funny, we do not like bird man. Hey, there we are. Just another poor movie. Still, it did win many oscars.

AI

Future of artificial intelligence is a bright one. Expect to see  more AI soon. This is not HAL 9000 of the 2001 movie. Robots will get smarter, but artificial intelligence is an elusive one. Most people will never see personal robots take over. However, jobs will be fewer in coming years.

BEK

BEK immediately made a sinister reputation for themselves as being  scary or creepy. People never wanna see em again. Hey, not to place blame on any one. Still, we do wonder about those BEK and what they are. Certainly it is an eerie universe we are in.

my space

Remember good old my space. It was very popular many years ago. Like we would say nine years ago. Folks, we are in a new era. That sad internet company was a relic from a by gone age. Sadly, we have seen the demise of many an internet company. Zombie firms such as my space are so crazy. Why don't they pull the plug on this coma. Maybe that would just end the agony.

Religious extremists

Religious extremists cause pain. They often do not consider others views. In fact, they might appear... quite inflexible in what they are. Maybe governments should educate people on how to deal with differing opinions. I might be wrong. Also, you will always not be right every time in every year.

radio shack

Please tell me that some one is making this one up. OK an ex radio shack employee was steal from cell phones racy pics. Customers need to know what is going on. Do not have on your cel phone any images. Other wise, you will be so sorry.

slender man

Colleges, slender man is scary. This is one eerie power.What is wrong. People are mess up. Slender man is not real even.



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wall mart

OK so wall mart workers get raises That is super news. Hope things can improve. Maybe it will be better for all of us.

John Titor on TV

John Titor on TV was out spoken and then some. He talked about tube TV going away. LCD TV did take over. He was a max success. He had super gear. That GE C204 is mega.

grammar goofs

Please check your copy. After all grammar goofs will make you look non pro. Yeah, we all must keep our eyes open. Look out for poor grammar.

Bosch

Bosch is a new drama series. It is from amazon. Great show, but it is too PC for me. Reality is missing. Wish that were no so.

Maybe saving our public schools is easy. Like send the trouble makers home as they join gangs. Kids that want to study can stay, but the others must go away.

Perhaps they can start to make for apple electric cars. Oh sorry, china gets all the jobs and we get none as in zero.

innocence

Lamb is a symbol for innocence. Wonder what is a symbol for perversion. Maybe a laughing hyena could work on that one.

I phone versus Android

I phone versus Android users. Here it is. Who has the higher IQ yo. It is I phone we say. Well, that certainly is news.

near an ocean

Love to live near an ocean. Oh wow, just listen to the waves. They crash on our shores with a swoosh noise. Great for helping me sleep as the night draws on. Best of all is to watch a golden sunset in the evening. Ah yes, there we are.

power ball

Folks, power ball is mega. Jack pot is 450 million right now. Oh wow, what can we say. Here we are yo. That is a boat load of money. It is half a billion or near so. Life would not be the same. Well, that is my guess.

star wars

Do you like star wars. I always found it a bit disturbing if you know what we mean. Hey, we are looking forward to seven. Just what is going on. Lucas was an is an ass. Yo, we gotta leave it to george.

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no power zone

Earth might become a no power zone soon. EMP could fry us. That would set technology back perhaps hundreds of years. Yeah, we many even - never recover.

emote icons are expensive

Yo, emote icons are expensive. They can cost thousands of dollars per year. OK so this finding is new. Folks, go easy on icons. Just why do they cost so much money any way. Maybe using a GIF is our savior. Like we are not sure. Basically, this does worry me.

success

Frankly, there is no magic. Yeah, there is no secret sauce in success. It is the result of hard work and a little bit of luck - a lot of luck in my case. Maybe not all are lucky, but the harder you work the luckier you get. Oh yes, that is fun, but not a pun. Fantasy is scary. People need to be more aware.

Deglobalization

Deglobalization is bad for our economy. Well, that is what economists say. Stop being a sheep and listen to me. Globalization is the issue. All that DOWN sizing and OUT souring. Oh yes, out sourcing. Hey, we are all down and out now. Jobs are gone. Sadly, so are most high tech positions with high pay. Most new jobs pay near minimum wage. Just what is the truth any way. Billionaires benefit from globalization, but not us commoners.

mirror

Look at a mirror. How does it work any way. Well, there are many queries. Perhaps it bounces the light back at you. That is what water in a lake does, but there are no ripples in a mirror. Just think about how very lucky we are. Yeah, we get to really see us.

move over emojis

Hey, move over emojis. GIFs are tap in a zap. Riffsy is now taking over. Like you can even send a GIF of a puppy. Yeah, how cool is that one. Basically, the humble GIF has a lot of old school cool going on.