10,000 friends

Here is a man on a mission. OJ, so he wants 10,000 friends - wow. Just saying, that number is large in size. Do hope the he can attain success.

fake meat

I do not enjoy eating fake meat, but there we are. Mostly, it is soy. Also, it tastes like rotten poop. Well, that is my very own opinion. Dogs really don't like it either, but who can say. It might become popular soon.

bees

Yo, our bees are valuable to our economy. Sadly, these creatures are now so rare. Actually, when I was little bees were common. Oh wow, that feels like eons ago. Maybe, we live in a different age.

Google

Google will stop supporting flash content in its search engine. Hey, we saw this one coming. Yeah, this was totally clear to me... like from a mile away even. Adobe software left us high and dry once more. The time is changing on us.

our local grocery

I do fear a massive recession. However, look on the bright side, as people will still go to our local grocery. Yeah, we still need to eat, even if we cannot afford the latest video game. Frankly, my dear, that is the new vision we see.

black pumpkins

Like wow, black pumpkins are being pulled from stores due to complaints about racism. It is an insane universe we are in. I cannot see how this would offend us. Well, there it is. Sadly, our weird world has gone plain crazy.

Tesla

Tesla is trying to keep you warm. Well, that is great news. I really do like electric cars. However, they still have limited range.

journey

I often wonder where we are going. This is an interesting journey. Do think of it as a voyage. Well, I wanted to sail the seven seas.

happy camper

I wanna seem as a HAPPY camper. There is this really nice place near me. Almost everyone has an RV or a camper. Recreational vehicles are so max. Do hope to get one. Maybe, that will be my case... like um next year. OK, so right now... do not have the money.

Netflix

Netflix missed its subscriber numbers again - more pain. Basically, it is a story of too few hits as in moves. Also, a lot of misses. Well, this is the latest one. Frankly, I do not watch Netflix any more. They use to have some awesome movies. OK, so those are gone. What we do have now is... lots of junk and higher prices.

automatic captioning

Google has automatic captioning technology that is available right now - wow. Folks, this could indeed change our game. It will make life just a bit easier.

snow queen

Hey, is it an insult to be called a snow queen? Frankly, we do not think so. That said, we live in a super politically correct world now. It is hard to navigate without accidentally offending some one.

fake meat

They say fake meat is better you. I don't think so. Frankly, it tastes like crap. Hey, that is an opinion. Yeah, it is mine. Sadly, we are being feed junk that tastes similar to dog food or even worse.

Artie Atherton

Artie Atherton was a side show freak known as the skeleton man. He was born Arthur Moll, but took on a stage name. It was in this new persona... that he married the fat woman. He was 38 pounds and she was 696 pounds - wow. Kind of similar to Jack Sprat who married a wife that was so fat!

crime

Fellows, there is just too much crime. Police tell us not to wear watches that are expensive. Yeah, no fake Rolex even. It might get you conked on the head by a mean menace. Hey, that is blame the victim in my book, but there we are. Citizens are afraid to go out into our eerie universe.

Twitter

Twitter was using our phone numbers to display ads to its users. Robots keep on calling me up. I am so tired of their noxious voices.

Dollar store

Dollar store is certainly becoming a lot more common. They are growing. Customers are sadly pinching pennies. Please blame our on going economic crisis.

AI

Artificial intelligence bias works against you. This will become more apparent in coming years. Oh yes, AI is not your friend, but an enemy. Do believe that we are seeing just the very tip of the iceberg now. Expect to see machine learning become a lot more common. Time is really running out for us.

gas

I remember a different era. Yeah, there were lots of cars. They did use gas. Well, this feels like the closing of the analog age. People can work from home using computers even. Certainly, we have indeed come a long way. Still, we do have a long way to go. Please do enjoy our amazing on going journey.

Google

Google expands security features as well as privacy. It is important to keep your computer secure. Hey, we have to become more aware. Do also make your cell phone more secure.

memories

Often we have memories. Alas, this period is so worrisome. There are many of us... like that remember a different age. Oh yes, one that was more nicer. Sadly, here we are now.

amazon

I do like to shop on amazon. However, their fake review issue is even worse. They are not hard to spot as we have now seen. Most of the b-book reviews are generic. For example, here is one. Ladies and gentlemen, this is like the worst book ever seen. Please save your money. ✂

moon

I like to see a new moon.🌛 This is true, even when it is just a paper thin crescent that is very hard to even see. Yeah, we do love our moon. However, let me say... the full moon is nicer.

Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders had a heart attack just now. I do believe that he dropped out of this presidential race. Well, his career is over. Hey, most us... like we could see it coming... OK, a mile away even. Strange world that we are in. Like one minute you are on top of the world and suddenly, it is game over.


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Disney bans Netflix

Disney bans Netflix ads as streaming wars increase.  What can we say about the tragic kingdom? Folks, this is getting scary. It is almost like being inside of a horror movie or worse.