out of air

Oh yes, a man ran out of air. He was at the bottom of the ocean. Yeah, his cable did snap. OK, so he plunged to the bottom of the sea. There was an inky darkness all around him and it was cold as ice.

Stocks

Stocks could go up... this very year. Frankly, we do not think so. OK, so there are more help wanted signs. That said, we do not have a lot of high paying good jobs that people can live on. Citizens, we feel that those types of employment are so necessary. What we have now is an anemic income. Most jobs are low pay. Sadly, we might face an economic crisis.

R2D2

Giant R2D2 is awesome. Yeah, we do like star wars. I am a fan of the movies. OK, so that is my very own opinion. The problem we face is that there are so many. Also, we have very little time and lots of important occasions. Do wish that things we very different for us. Let us work to change the world that is around us. Well, there is certainly a lot we can improve.

Source: www.thinkinghumanity.com via Razorback on Gentlemint

Elon Musk

According Elon Musk we live in a computer simulation that is close to an electronic video game. Oh yes, think of our reality as a computer program. That is what he believes anyway. Hey, that is some pretty impressive programming. Frankly, this man is a genius. Still, his theory is strange to be sure.

TIME

TIME is not our FRIEND mon. Instead, it is one of our enemies. Well, that is my very own opinion.



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social security

Tell you what, social security is great, but we do not know if this service can even survive. Oh wow, we are running out of money. Did we say running. Perhaps we need to try to run away. Reality is that you can expect a massive increase in TAXES. Sadly, that mean a lot less green in your jean.

baby trex

Yo, a baby trex is for sale on ebay now. Hey, we are not making this story up. This kid dino is four years old approx. Frankly, that is a bit young. Well, this boy will probably never see a museum.

industry

There is a lot less industry than in previous years. Jobs that pay... those are few and bills are many. It is not so nice. Do plan to wake up.

fake followers

Social media is full of fake followers mon.  Jake, we do not like the fake make. Hey, it is all too common. Please say welcome to the digital era. Ah yes, the analog age is over.

cramer warns on amazon

Please do open your eyes. OK, so  cramer warns on amazon. AI could be their new wave. Hey. this will be an interesting experience. Technology will continue its rapid pace. Spotify is the latest victim of amazon.

middle income

What is middle income? OK, so the chart below tells us. Basically, we are in a range. Below us are the poor. They sadly have little or no income. Rich people are way above us. Yeah, those individuals  gotta lotta green. Hey, that is certainly what we see. Sisters and brothers, best of luck to you.

Source: flowingdata.com via drholbs on Gentlemint

please move

 If you find the chosen FLAG of your country offensive please move. Stop talking about hate and racism. Basically, if you do not love yourself, it is hard to love another person. Well, those are certainly my views.

college student

Slain college student mistook an evil person... for her uber car. It is such a great sorrow. Ah yes, she is no longer with us. Danger exists the the car of a stranger.

big red bus

Truly, we like the big red bus, but what does that even mean? Hey, we need to get going. Best of the west to you.

rockets

3D printed rockets are wow. I like this company. Hey, when do we build bases on our moon? Do hope that days comes soon. Just me wishing will not make it occur. Let us work together to create a future that is way better for all of us. OK, so here we go now.

midnight menu

McDonald's is getting rid of items from its midnight menu. Fillet of fish is one. Brothers and sisters, I do like fish for some reason. Still, it is not eating one or in an aquarium. They look great in our environment, but that is just me. Hey, what do we even see?

skeleton man

Question for you. I do like the skeleton man. Why does he always marry the fat woman? Personally, I do not wanna marry anyone. Oh wow, that is just me. Few people understand why opposites attract, but there must be the main reason. Still not sure... like on what it is.

amazon

Here is the latest from amazon. It is working on high speed internet satellite service. Oh wow, that is super max. Well, we do wish it invests in artificial intelligence as that is all the rage now. Please do understand the immense cosmos we are in. Yeah, does indeed amaze us. Expect a bit of a lag and a sag. Geosynchronous satellites are far away.

grand canyon

Tourist dies at grand canyon. Folks, this is scary. Do not take a selfie says me. Really does worry us.