Google Pixel

Google Pixel crushes the I phone seven. Also, it has a better camera. Oh yes, the Google Pixel we mean. Just what do we even see. It is a great phone and it dominates the scene.

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Tesla vs Uber

Elon Musk says it is Tesla vs Uber in a war. Well, this does shock me. Maybe, the future actually is electric cars. Really seems as a new cosmos.

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mercedes benz

Listen up. This just in. OK so mercedes benz has a pick up. Like wow, trucks are the new wave. Just who could of predicted this one. Friends, we live in an awesome universe.

neural networks

Yo, this is amazing. Hey, neural networks invent a new encryption for Google  - wow. Certainly, we did not see that one coming. Technology now moves on. It is going at a rapid pace.

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Millennium Tower

Millennium Tower is sinking right in front of us. Leaning tower of pizza - no. However, this might be the case soon. Do hope there is no seismic emergency.

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Netflix stock

Netflix stock is going up. Here is one reason. Colleges, Netflix is now adding downloading of movies. Best strategy yet says me. Films in UHD are super max. That said, we often have a slow connection to the internet as well as a slow processor. Pictures can freeze when we go at a fast pace. Maybe we can finally have a no buffer action movie. Oh wow, that truly is what we enjoy.

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Google versus amazon

Google versus amazon is war. Hey, we cannot stand in the way. Like most what progress. What does that even mean. Do gaze on our universe. It is not the same.

Yale

Yale will admit more students next year. Still, getting in... is not easy. Better get those grades up. Also, it is a good idea find extra curricular activities and sign up. Oh yes, they do like a well rounded person.

Uber

Uber has a new spokes person. Ken bone is his name. Red sweater is his nick name. Election is just around our corner.

Bend in a river

Bend in a river is max. Ah yes, the hills are so green. Weather is sunny or nice. Let us all move on. Certainly, we do understand that all our rivers flow to the sea. Yeah, they go to an enormous common ocean.

you tube adverts

Hey, you tube adverts get on my nerves. Like every few minutes there is a new one. Preroll is OK, but this is unmax. Oh yes, you tube please do not force us. Basically, red is too expensive. Yeah, that is the new service. It give you videos with no ads as in zero. Still, we do not have any green. Well, that explains why we see your service.

mars

Leonardo Dicaprio is going to mars. That is what he says. People, we really don't think he can go. Fact is, no one can go. OK so too much radiation is the reason. Maybe we are not gonna see a recovery. After all, going to space is expensive. The amount of money necessary is massive.

jack asses

China is buying up asses. Donkeys we mean. Still, this is funny in so many ways. Like jack asses are the clowns of the animal kingdom and an important symbol for all of us.