new year

Have a happy new year. This is new years eve. Dude, we love the fireworks, but there is a smell of sulfur in our air.

Chicago river

Chicago river was quite polluted once. It might get better soon. Well, that is great news... like for the river.

our shut down

Ah yes, our shut down may go on. Certainly, that is a patch of sour news. Do wish that the people on capitol hill would work on a compromise. Maybe, that is sadly seen as a dirty word now.

sears

This just in. OK, so sears wins reprieve. They were facing liquidation my fines ones. It has certainly been one scary year.

AI

Artificial intelligence can retouch digital photographs better than the average person. Well, that is interesting news. Expect to see AI as a force that will slowly begin to take over. Robots are stealing our jobs and we are so sad in our coming year.

Down

Down Jones is still going down and financially prudent investors are starting to worry some more. Hey. we are moving into a massive recession. Please do open your eyes.

mad cow

Tennesse man has mad cow. Yo, we do feel some sorrow. I wish the best for this man. However, we need to learn more about prions. Just exactly what are they? Folks, this question does require an answer. Most people do not worry. Perhaps, we need to pay attention to what is going on around us.

vegan

Look at the bag for your camera. Hey, it might be vegan. After all, using animal products is now a minor no-no. Yo, like that, is what we now are saying. Funny, I always thought that consuming meat was an issue.

cold moon rising

Friends, it is a cold moon rising. Expect things to get a bit nippy. Like we can detect a certain chill in our air. Hey, we do love our moon. That said, it is going to be a lot colder next month in jan. Do expect scientists to claim this is due to global warming. Actually, we do wish there were some more warm eons.

our economic crisis

This is an american recession. Oh yes, immigration has an impact on our economic crisis.  Expect things to come to a head soon. First off, we do not have strong unions. Basically, this is great for companies. Most have moved their production over seas. Well, the end result is fewer high paying jobs for us.

execs

Back in the 1950's most executives smoked cigars. Times have changed on us. Fact is, a lot of of leaders are not even men. Hey, we need to understand what an exec is. They use to be a uniform of what execs wear. Internet has changed a lot of what we once were.

Bicycles

Bicycles could replace cars. That sounds great until it rains. OK, so we need transportation using an infernal combustion engine. All that pollution is not good for you.

Merriam-Webster

Merriam-Webster has a new word of the year. Justice is its name. Well, we could certainly use some. Ah yes, politicians do claim that prosperity is just around our corner. Bro, like we did say politicians, but leeches is a better name. Few of us ever prosper. Most of all, what they do is raise TAXES on us.

Netflix

Netflix is now testing a brand new feature that will allow viewers to replay some scenes.  Folks, this app is a winner. Please do add more features for us to use. Definitely, we like what we see. Also, please get more movies. I am tired of all those Netflix originals with F list actors that are no names.

13

Unlucky number they say. Actually, my dad was born on a Friday the 13th and that was lucky for me. Hey, just what can we say. Maybe, we need to figure something out my fines ones.

365 gigapixels

365 gigapixels are now the world's largest image. Mont Blanc is the subject, my main man.  Bro, like that, is supermax res. Well, we do like to see em. It is too big for Instagram in my own opinion.

sears

Hey, please do listen up. OK, so do look at your favorite sears. Yeah, it might get demolished soon. Here is the main reason. Total liquidation is one of the options that the bankruptcy court may use. Expect to experience more woe. Please remember that Eddie Lampert did promise to save sears. Frankly, I do hope that is our case. Sadly, we do not believe he has enough green paper.

porch pirates

Ah yes, porch pirates are out in force this holiday season. Most are taking packages shipped via amazon. Well, that event should never surprise us. Sadly, good paying jobs are few and bills are many. Police are trying to stop theses land locked pirates which make our season sour.

Canada

Canada welcomes AI, but not everyone. Actually, over one hundred researchers were denied entry due to being from African regions. Folks, we cannot make this stuff up. It sounds too crazy. Like it is totally insane.

Alexa

Alexa is improving. That is what we hear from amazing amazon. It is using new artificial intelligence algorithms to learn more. Frankly, that sounds like very good news... hey, to me anyway.

screen

Kids brains are affected by how much time they spend in front of a screen. This is an interesting fact that elementary schools need to address soon. Basically, we are in an experiment that is on going. Few if any scientists have an idea about what the end results are. However, we believe that small cell phones are also a big contributor to how much time we do spend in front of a screen. Technology is not a friend of ours. Rather instead, it is our enemy.

I love you tube ♥

I love you tube ♥  and here are the top earners. Sadly, we do not see KC anywhere, but that is how this game is. Best of luck to all of you. Video super stars are so wow.

Yo dog

Yo dog, flowers are awesome. Hey, we love to see em. Remember, do not put the cart before our HORSE um pony. There is more than one way... to skin a cat. Dogs, we do not like our feline felons, but there we are. Have fun in the sun. Please do enjoy the world that is around us.

tiny town

Here is a tiny town, and it has a population of only one. This is so interesting to me. Basically, we know that things are eerie. Maybe, um ghost town is the word that comes to mind when we see this um space.

22 tornadoes

22 tornadoes in Illinois just now. There were many injuries. Citizens, this event is scary. What is going on? Like the weather all over... have gone crazy. Actually, tornadoes are rare in winter and common in summer. Yo, we are not so sure on why that even is.

coffee

I do like coffee in the early morning. Well, it helps to finally wake me up. Certainly, we do like for our cup to be fresh and warm. Actually, there is a bit of shall we say... hard chill in our air. Maybe, the wind is a bit mean.

more rain

Hey, we can use more rain. Well, it has been a bit um dry this very eventful year. Look at all the fires that are around us. Sadly, we know climatic desertification can occur. Yeah, our world is becoming rotten brown instead of lush green. OK, so that process is max worrisome.

University professor

University professor is the victim of a hate crime. Swastikas were painted on the walls of her room. Fellows, this trend is worrisome. OK, so as we see... hate crimes are all too common now.

different time

Hey, we remember a different time. It is so warm. Like there are so many memories. Sadly, it is fading away.

eye

Yo, eye see you. 90% of the information that comes into our brains is through our eyes. That is why it is so important to maintain a professional appearance. Like we should try to look good and not just in a mirror. Fellow workers do judge us. Remember that most people will never read a book, but they do indeed look at a pretty cover.

sugar tax

Governments love the sugar tax as it brings in more money. Folks, this is bittersweet for us. Yeah, we do agree. It is great to cut down on sugar. However, we do not like all the new TAXES sent to us via our gov.

mayor

Ah yes, mayor called voters retarded and refuses to resign. Perhaps, this um mayor is a minor. Certainly, this was not a smart move. Just what can we even say. Folks, we are in a new era.

AI

AI or artificial intelligence in changing the world we are in. Robots will not doubt take jobs away from us. Yeah, we are moving... like into a new era. There is so much that we should think on.

gene

Oh yes, gene editing threat is serious. Biological contamination is a major issue. Please do no edit my gene. Hey, we did say genes not jeans.

laptop

OK, so laptop battery life is a con. This computer must have been designed by politicians even. Hey, it says 2:51 minutes of battery life when I turn it on. Well, a few minutes later it says only one hour.

Motels are gone soon

Motels are gone soon. Blame mean AIRBNB on that one. Yeah, they are like an Uber in some ways. Sadly, there are so many memories. Hey, there is a microwave in every room.

missing soars

California wild fire is a serious concern. The number of missing soars. Please do NOT add more woe.

robot cafe

Tokyo has a robot cafe - wow. Certainly, the future is upon us. However, there is a lot we wanna see. For example, we would like affordable flying cars.

Real estate

Real estate is not doing so great anymore. Banks will probably find some excuse. Yeah, they do not like to loan people money. Still, we need to understand who we are. It is important that we start to rebuild our factories and infrastructure once more.

wool worth

There is still one wool worth diner open. Perhaps you wanna kick it old school and remember what it was like once. Most of these stores closed eons ago. Hey, at least we still have one.

1%

1% increase in power. There is a concentration of money. Yeah, it is at the top and we get crumbs to feed on. It is like a pyramid in some way. OK, so there are a very few at the top with a lot of power. However, most at the bottom are very poor. Do not expect this to change a lot in the coming era.

no screens

Schools are pushing for no screens. Frankly, this topic can puzzle me. After all, what is wrong with computer viewing? Yo, it is also going to affect phone us. Cellular telephones are also the main target of these people who are against technology and science. Maybe smartwatches will join in.

scene

Just look at that scene. There are those individuals who believe that our universe... like is a computer simulation or video game. Well, we do not agree. However, it is an interesting theory to ponder on. Perhaps, the rich know the cheat code on how to get extra energy. Frankly, most of the time I am so tired that it is hard to move even.

malls

Frankly, malls are a bit less crowded this year. Expect to see more parking spaces. Well, this is great if you have a car. However, for most of us. Life is about the same. Expect at work more unpaid overtime and less raises. Businessmen are trying to squeeze the last drop out of us. Yeah, we do say squeeze.

Vitamins C

Vitamin C is important for us. It does help prevent scurvy. However, a lot of people neglect to eat proper amounts of fruits and veggies.

alternate timelines

I do wonder about alternate timelines some. Perhaps, the twin towers still stand in one. Hey, that would be so max. OK so, here we are. Nothing makes sense no more. Just wish that this on going fright mare was over. Sadly, it is getting even worse. Like some one please wake me up.

booming economy

They say things are just great and we have a booming economy. Funny, I don't feel so nice. Could be that they are wrong. In fact, good paying jobs are few and our bills are so many. Sadly, those envelopes do not go away. Yeah, they keep asking us for more money.

haunted houses

There are lots of haunted houses now. People like things that are spooky or creepy. Frankly, we do NOT see a reason. Basically, today things can look more eerie than average. Ah yes,  a frightful Halloween is upon us.

Yellow House

Yellow House premier is wow. There is a lot going on. This has a lot to recommend it some. Well, do enjoy what you see. Remember to please comment below and thank you.

venice

There was flooding in venice. Strange as that certainly does not surprise us. Researchers claim that this event is due to global warming. Certainly, we do see a lot of weather events are blames on the amount of carbon dioxide in our air. Folks, we do not agree. Hey, we know that floods are common in venice. After all, it use to be a swamp years ago.

modern art

Certainly, modern art makes no sense. What do these amazing paintings even mean? Hey, it is not just me. Dad told me that there was like this museum. OK, so they had a modern art painting hanging upside down many years.

words move

Social media governs which way our words move. Most people are simply unaware. Sadly, this is not a world that we would choose to be in. Hey, it does in fact trouble us.

eugenics is worrisome

Fellows, we need to express more concern. Ah yes, eugenics is worrisome. This is more than getting people to produce good genes. It could be characterized as a craze. Well, do call us some insane maniacs.

milkweed flowers

Here are some milkweed flowers for you. It is the food of the monarch butterfly my fine ones. Certainly, they do look nice. Basically, we need to add some color to our area. This is so wow.

radio shack

Do you remember radio shack? Frankly, they remind me of sears. Well, that would be in many ways. Let me list some reasons. Both were once amazing companies. However, people can no longer use em. Times do change as we see. Citizens, we are in a new era.

sears

They are some SEARious concerns. Oh yes, that is our case in sears. Malls are in pain. Certainly, the sun is setting on this retail empire. Just hope they can pay pensions. Employees should get ready for getting a new job in another area. Hey, we really do care.

GE

GE slashes profit sharing. Turn around may not come. Bro, it has been an interesting year. Do look at all the pros or cons. Frankly, we do not own... this troubled company. Let me share that they really do not act like they care. Products use to be made in america. Sadly, most are now coming from over seas. Workers here were let go.

empire

Fellows, the sun really is setting on our empire. Expect to see a new DARK age. Yeah, one where there is no sun. Hey, just what can we say?

125 years

125 years... that was the long life of sears. It did file for bankruptcy just now. Yeah, this company was iconic. Sadly, we see that Eddie Lampert is stepping down as CEO. He did resign. Please add that, he does not plan to loan them more money. Well, it was high time that he would finally wise up. After all, it was a foregone conclusion ages ago. They join a long line of failed retailers such as sports authority, boarders, toys r us, radio shack, pay less shoes, block buster, hhgregg, and gander mountain of course.

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jump

Friends can tell you to jump. However, they do not take the plunge for some reason. Often, we do wonder why that really is. Yeah, they want you to take the major risks in life, but do remember this one. Actually, it appears... that the greater the risk, often means... the greater the reward that we can reap. Just keep looking up. May our wonderful all powerful God have mercy on us.

Last man

Last man is on Netflix now. Documentary is about the last man on our moon. Yo, this is not a great movie. Basically, we wonder if we ever went to our moon. Hey, these are our worries.

top

Making it to the top is not so easy. Hard work is a major component of success. That said, there are many more. Luck is often one that we can overlook and yet it is quite important to us.

twitter

Don't call your own girlfriend a beautiful butterfly on Twitter my fine one. Yeah, you cannot make such a comparison. People cannot be referred to as an insect anymore. It is something they ban now.

man pushed on to the subway

This is scary. A 91-year-old man was pushed on to the subway tracks in London - wow. Citizens, this is so crazy. Just what is going on? It is hard to view. Please, may God have mercy on us.

Paradise

Where is Paradise anyway? The Holy Bible tells us that Paradise is in the third heaven and it contains the tree of life which allows us to live forever and ever. Ah yes, this is a great message. Please my God, let us go to Paradise so we can be with you. Blessed be those who obey the commandments of Jesus Christ. It is such a wonderful place that God did create does exist, we can go.

sexism

Scientists condemn sexism. Well, that factoid should never ever surprise us. After all, they need grant money. Most say whatever is politically correct that same year. Just don't ask them any basic questions that require any science. Hey, that would not be good for you. Frankly, they do not even care.

term limits

Yo, term limits on the supremes.  Basically, this is a great idea as we need to change things some more. Fact is, every story has an arc. Study the effect of limiting the terms for not just congress.

50 million were gone

Here is what happened a century ago. 50 million were gone. Spanish flu was the reason. Listen to this concept my fine ones. Yo, we need to know that more people were lost than in the first world war. Do understand that this could occur once more. Begin to let that piece of information settle in.

Kangaroo emoji

Kangaroo joins new emoji. Yeah, those smiling little faces can cheer us up. Well, it is mostly that we like to send each other text messages as in massive. Oh wow, those seem so max. Funny, we do not like to hear mean names. 💃

new word

Himpathy is a new word for me. Just wondering on what it even means. It is certainly a strange one. Senators are accusing us. Well, not all of us. Just those that are right wingers. Still, there we are.

mini recession

Economists are talking about a mini-recession. Hey, that is the word that they say. Keep your thinking caps on. Maybe we can figure this one out if we have more data to examine. Do you see one? Frankly, it is a bit early in our game. That said, we might experience a full-blown one soon.

🎃 Halloween

Halloween is near. There is no frost on the pumpkin, or leaves on the ground so far, but just you wait a few weeks and you will soon see. Folks, we detect that a certain chill is in our air.