Blue light

Blue light is not good for you. It causes misery. Well, we feel blue when we are depressed so that might explain what is going on.

General Motors

Fellows, our existence is truly composed of more than just chasing profits as we have now seen. Still, we hear that General Motors wants to build profitable electric cars. Well, that is awesome news. Please do remember that at one time this company... hated electric cars. In fact, they use to have many. Well, these were destroyed we are sad to say. It is certainly a strange world that we are in.

car prices increase

Expect a big wave. Ah yes, change is in our air. Like we do know that car prices increase. Blame the tariff if you can.

Best Buy

Best Buy will stop selling CD music now. Folks, this is some sour news. After all, we do like our music. Digital downloads are taking over. Hey, we do not have to go to the store anymore. It is no wonder that amazon is a winner.

Federal debt

Federal debt keeps on growing. That fact is rather worrisome in our anemic economy. Colleagues, we need to spend less and do more.

modular home

Yo, this modular home can be built in six hours - yes six. It is a pure wow. Let us stock up on some awesome sauce. Just look at how it changes our game. Frankly, we did not see this one coming.

JPEG or raw

Most of us can use a camera. However, the graphics editing program Photoshop is yet another issue. OK, so JPEG or raw, do we need to choose, which one we use. Folks, that is a rhetorical question for us. It is like we do not need to get an answer. Please keep this in mind when you pull our your camera.

newspapers

Sadly, newspapers are going away. There are many excuses. Here is the main reason. OK, so the internet gobbled up our pages. Craigslist destroy ad revenue in news. Yahoo is still around, but expect facebook to replace a big portion of what we now see. Fellows, it is not the same game no more.

wind turbines

Future of wind turbines is enormous. Expect this to be our new power source. They keep on growing in size. Hey, it certainly is an interesting universe we are in.

survive

I use to worry... like if our banks can survive. Well, that is no longer a major concern. After all, taxpayers will always bail them out again an again. Hey, we should worry about our poor economy. Like it keeps on getting worse.

link worthy content

Folks, link worthy content is the key to success. Hey, it is a failure if no one can find us. After all, we want more consumers. They need to know that we exist and that we are able to fill needs that they have - right now.

home prices

Right now home prices are up. This should never surprise us. Inflation is kicking into high gear. Sadly, people earn LESS money. Also, I predict that our TAX is going to rise. Hey, there is no other choice as our government deficits keep on increasing. Folks, this story is certainly not going to end well, but we do suppose that you already knew that one.

empty pews

The church is just not the same no more. Definitely, there are a lot of empty pews. Basically, we believe that this is due to a war. It is religion versus science. Children in school are taught that there is no God and we are the product of evolution from pond scum.

water shortages are near

Good water is scarce. This is hard to believe on a planet where 70% of the surface is lakes, rivers, or oceans. Still, we do know that water shortages are near. Expect these issues to worsen in coming years.

Elizabeth Holmes

Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos could spend decades in prison. This is sad for all of us. Hey, would could use a medical breakthrough, but there we are.


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4 am

4 am is when most babies are born - wow. Frankly, we did not know this one. It is a strange or odd factoid that does trouble us. Hey, this makes no sense. Like why so early in the morning?

Feeling a bit blue

Feeling a bit blue, are we? This fish is certainly a prime candidate for some reason. Ah yes, we did say prime. Like wow, make because he is blue and so it goes.

Bit coin collapse

Bit coin collapse worsens. Really, so we are glad we did not invest any money. Always catch the train too late and happen to miss it, but there it is.

vintage poster

Hey, vintage posters will make you want to time travel to a previous era. Back then things were nicer. Well, we mean than what we have now. Yeah, that is what we mean. Nostalgia is a force in our universe. Just wish we could go back
to a time when there was no crime.

web work

Most web work can be sent over seas. OK, as a result, I believe that the internet destroys jobs and creates few if any. Well, this should not come as a surprise. People need to wake up. Otherwise, we will pay.

robot or rowboat

Hey, robot or rowboat, as we are not sure about what it is. OK, so our universe is more eerie... than we can imagine.

best buy logo

Yo, the best buy logo is changing on us. They want to refresh their own company. Well, that is the least of their worries. Please try to have items in stock such as drones that are red hot right now. Also, you could have sales reps that are nicer. Hey bro, we are not asking you for our moon.

drone swarms

Fireworks have been replaced by drone swarms. Yeah, that is what we see. Let us all try to be more aware. Technology is changing right in front of us. Ah yes, future events do seem alien to me. Please brain, tell me we are not insane.

sharing is caring

Truly, we agree. After all, we do see that sharing is caring. However, here is an interesting question for you. Why do people share images? It does not cost a great deal of money. Could it be that we want others to see what we see?

Monkeys

Monkeys can teach us on our money. There are a lot of similarities to simians. Yeah, the DNA has similar sequences. However, we are not exactly the same. After all, we do talk and that is a big advantage for us.

UPS strike

UPS strike is near. This could worsen our economic crisis. Sadly, things are getting maximum worse. Yeah, it is not the fault of one person. Still, we do wish our planet could indeed improve. Well, that may come. However, it might be a long way off as we see. Expect random shortages to occur. What can BROWN um not do for you? Maybe that is our awesome new UPS slogan for our eerie era.

puppy

Do we love our canine companions? Well, we do like a puppy. However, what happens when the dog is old, tired, and needs some rest from us? This is certainly one of my questions and we do seek an answer. It would please us greatly to see a world where love is more common.

marriage

Just noticing that the US birth rate is at a record low now. Well, that certainly is seen as sour news. Retirement plans might need to be pushed back for many. Yeah, there is a lot smaller population of the young persons. Expect this to impact us. Basically, it will hit in a negative manner. OK, so that means our TAX goes up. Do blame it on the lack of marriage. People do not want responsibilities now. Most just want to have fun and play video games. Changing diapers is not as much fun as attacking space aliens on a computer screen.

Fiverr

Fiverr service fee goes up. It used to be 50 cents then one dollar and it is two dollars now. Colleagues, This is just insane. I mean the worker only gets $3.54 per gig. Actually, that is after pay pal grabs its own fees and we are talking about earning less than our minimum wage. Well, we have not seen the quality of Fiverr service increase.

Eagles soar

Eagles soar. They fly in a majestic way. However, we have seen em in cages. Boxed in like a sardine even. Sadly, they are robbed of flapping their wings even. Ah yes, they can only dream of flying in our open air.