new year

Have a happy new year. This is new years eve. Dude, we love the fireworks, but there is a smell of sulfur in our air.

Chicago river

Chicago river was quite polluted once. It might get better soon. Well, that is great news... like for the river.

our shut down

Ah yes, our shut down may go on. Certainly, that is a patch of sour news. Do wish that the people on capitol hill would work on a compromise. Maybe, that is sadly seen as a dirty word now.

sears

This just in. OK, so sears wins reprieve. They were facing liquidation my fines ones. It has certainly been one scary year.

AI

Artificial intelligence can retouch digital photographs better than the average person. Well, that is interesting news. Expect to see AI as a force that will slowly begin to take over. Robots are stealing our jobs and we are so sad in our coming year.

Down

Down Jones is still going down and financially prudent investors are starting to worry some more. Hey. we are moving into a massive recession. Please do open your eyes.

mad cow

Tennesse man has mad cow. Yo, we do feel some sorrow. I wish the best for this man. However, we need to learn more about prions. Just exactly what are they? Folks, this question does require an answer. Most people do not worry. Perhaps, we need to pay attention to what is going on around us.

vegan

Look at the bag for your camera. Hey, it might be vegan. After all, using animal products is now a minor no-no. Yo, like that, is what we now are saying. Funny, I always thought that consuming meat was an issue.

cold moon rising

Friends, it is a cold moon rising. Expect things to get a bit nippy. Like we can detect a certain chill in our air. Hey, we do love our moon. That said, it is going to be a lot colder next month in jan. Do expect scientists to claim this is due to global warming. Actually, we do wish there were some more warm eons.

our economic crisis

This is an american recession. Oh yes, immigration has an impact on our economic crisis.  Expect things to come to a head soon. First off, we do not have strong unions. Basically, this is great for companies. Most have moved their production over seas. Well, the end result is fewer high paying jobs for us.

execs

Back in the 1950's most executives smoked cigars. Times have changed on us. Fact is, a lot of of leaders are not even men. Hey, we need to understand what an exec is. They use to be a uniform of what execs wear. Internet has changed a lot of what we once were.

Bicycles

Bicycles could replace cars. That sounds great until it rains. OK, so we need transportation using an infernal combustion engine. All that pollution is not good for you.

Merriam-Webster

Merriam-Webster has a new word of the year. Justice is its name. Well, we could certainly use some. Ah yes, politicians do claim that prosperity is just around our corner. Bro, like we did say politicians, but leeches is a better name. Few of us ever prosper. Most of all, what they do is raise TAXES on us.

Netflix

Netflix is now testing a brand new feature that will allow viewers to replay some scenes.  Folks, this app is a winner. Please do add more features for us to use. Definitely, we like what we see. Also, please get more movies. I am tired of all those Netflix originals with F list actors that are no names.

13

Unlucky number they say. Actually, my dad was born on a Friday the 13th and that was lucky for me. Hey, just what can we say. Maybe, we need to figure something out my fines ones.

365 gigapixels

365 gigapixels are now the world's largest image. Mont Blanc is the subject, my main man.  Bro, like that, is supermax res. Well, we do like to see em. It is too big for Instagram in my own opinion.

sears

Hey, please do listen up. OK, so do look at your favorite sears. Yeah, it might get demolished soon. Here is the main reason. Total liquidation is one of the options that the bankruptcy court may use. Expect to experience more woe. Please remember that Eddie Lampert did promise to save sears. Frankly, I do hope that is our case. Sadly, we do not believe he has enough green paper.

porch pirates

Ah yes, porch pirates are out in force this holiday season. Most are taking packages shipped via amazon. Well, that event should never surprise us. Sadly, good paying jobs are few and bills are many. Police are trying to stop theses land locked pirates which make our season sour.

Canada

Canada welcomes AI, but not everyone. Actually, over one hundred researchers were denied entry due to being from African regions. Folks, we cannot make this stuff up. It sounds too crazy. Like it is totally insane.

Alexa

Alexa is improving. That is what we hear from amazing amazon. It is using new artificial intelligence algorithms to learn more. Frankly, that sounds like very good news... hey, to me anyway.

screen

Kids brains are affected by how much time they spend in front of a screen. This is an interesting fact that elementary schools need to address soon. Basically, we are in an experiment that is on going. Few if any scientists have an idea about what the end results are. However, we believe that small cell phones are also a big contributor to how much time we do spend in front of a screen. Technology is not a friend of ours. Rather instead, it is our enemy.

I love you tube ♥

I love you tube ♥  and here are the top earners. Sadly, we do not see KC anywhere, but that is how this game is. Best of luck to all of you. Video super stars are so wow.

Yo dog

Yo dog, flowers are awesome. Hey, we love to see em. Remember, do not put the cart before our HORSE um pony. There is more than one way... to skin a cat. Dogs, we do not like our feline felons, but there we are. Have fun in the sun. Please do enjoy the world that is around us.

tiny town

Here is a tiny town, and it has a population of only one. This is so interesting to me. Basically, we know that things are eerie. Maybe, um ghost town is the word that comes to mind when we see this um space.

22 tornadoes

22 tornadoes in Illinois just now. There were many injuries. Citizens, this event is scary. What is going on? Like the weather all over... have gone crazy. Actually, tornadoes are rare in winter and common in summer. Yo, we are not so sure on why that even is.

coffee

I do like coffee in the early morning. Well, it helps to finally wake me up. Certainly, we do like for our cup to be fresh and warm. Actually, there is a bit of shall we say... hard chill in our air. Maybe, the wind is a bit mean.