Library

Library is awesome. However, I still remember my teacher telling me to be quiet for some eerie reason. Hey, I do notice that libraries are very quiet now. Also, they might be shut down soon. Basically, this is due to lack of use.

Retail

Retail is getting hammered again this year. Trouble is afoot we fear, and the end of many a store is near. Let us hold on to what is dear, as depression, its ugly hear may rear.

minimum wage

Here is one way to reduce the suicide rate - increase our minimum wage some more. Hey, this research is backed up via our men in science. Products might see an immense increase in price. That fact would certainly be OK of course.

young

Here is something analysts say about our young. That they really love zillow because a home is what they will never own. Sadly, that might well be our case. May our God please have mercy on us.

I phone

I phone consumers - we do have some awesome news. Hey, an app is coming your way. OK, so you are getting the Tetris game soon. Yeah, that exciting news should indeed cheer you up. After all, we really do like to play games. Well, that would be Tetris any way.

Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos was booed in India for many reasons. First off, he did promise... like a million jobs. Also, he did promise... like a billion dollars and that is a lot of money. Sadly, people need to read aesops fable and the story of the wolf and the crane. Often we get no reward when it is evil we serve.

parallel universe

I often wonder what we can see... like in an alternate time line or parallel universe movie. Certainly, there is a lot that we do take for granted in the strange world of ours. Still, we can indeed wonder about amazing worlds that we have never ever seen.

Elon Musk

OK, so this news is just in. Elon Musk plans to by the year 2050 to send one million people to mars. My fellow colleagues, I really do not think so. First off, there is too much radiation for us. Second, it would be super expensive.

sears

OK, so seven decades of self destruction is sears. Well, I am not sure on seven. Maybe, it is even more. Sadly, they really do not have good products or service. Yeah, the skeleton stores are dark and dingy as well as gritty or grim. Let me tell you something about the few remaining sears. Fellows, the end nears.

Mark Hamill

Mark Hamill AKA Luke Sky Walker quit face book just now. He complains about the political advertisements that he sees. Fellow, those ads are what pays the bills and complaining will probably do zero. I wonder if Mark Hamill will be in more star wars movies.

Birth rates

Birth rates are declining again this year. Empty play grounds are becoming a lot more common. Sadly, we do not think that enough people are being born to sustain our economy. That is why we let immigrants in. Mostly, it is to keep us going on. Well, that certainly is how it appears. Do hope that people in the future learn a lesson from us. Frankly, the future belongs to the young person.

audio books

Right now audio books are on a rise. People are too tired after work to keep their eyes open. Yeah, this world really squeezes us. Maybe, this is not so nice. OK, so here we go. Best that we find new ways. After all, the old technology no longer serves us. Slow reading is a lost art it seems.

fake book

Fake Book, I mean face book is banning deep fakes now. Ah yes, manipulated media is big this year. Well, do take a look at all the advances in artificial intelligence plus our computers have a lot more processing power. Certainly, this is not a great place to be in. Do hope that we can find new uses... for  this AI technology, but here we are.

land lines

Fellow colleagues, land lines are going away. This is serious. Definitely, we will feel the impact on us. Do remember that most cell phone towers will be down after a major storm. Oh wow, that is some sour news.

aquarium

I feel as if I am in an aquarium. Please do bring back the great old days before we had so many cameras. Yeah, those were nicer. Sadly, we no longer seem secure any more.

oz

It is a sad day in oz. Brushfires have left many towns in Australia in ruins. People claim that this is due to global warming.

teen mall brawl

Ah yes, the teen mall brawl is all too common. They are now reported all over. Customers should try harder to be nice. Yeah, we do need to have more peace. Forgive each other and please no more war.