cookie you say

The cookie monster does not wanna eat one. Oh yes, cookie you say. Well, that is news. Maybe she is on a diet now. Still remember the garbage can.



ABC Breaking News | Latest News Videos

food fight

Donald Trump says Bernie Sanders is a maniac. Hall monitors are gone. This cafeteria is turning into a food fight m fine ones. Clowns belong in a circus. Do not give them a country to run. Results will be less than satisfactory is you know what we mean.

no rain

Expect less crops. Oh yes, we plan to see an increase in prices. The reason is no rain. Deserts are growing. Hey, that is prissy poor news. Still, that is what we see.

go pro

Whole lot of shaking going on go pro. Perhaps in the past more so. Have a new one. OK so camera that is. Like wow, did we say camera.

sea weed

Tons of sea weed wash up in mexico. It is a serious issue. There are changes in our oceans. Certainly, this problem is new.

progeria

Colleges, progeria is scary. This disease causes rapid on set of aging. Strange to say the least, but what does it even mean.

low pay

Most jobs are low pay. Here are nine. Yeah, there is no hope for us. Don't even believe in the lotto any more. All those bills and not enough money.

face book

OK so face book battles you tube for video supremacy. Fellows, this is war. Video is the new space. Wonder who is our winner.

Road to church

Road to church is an empty one. People are just not going. There are a lot of empty pews. Mostly, churches report that attendance is down and those going are seniors. Oh yes, we admit it is hard to attract those who are young.

CCD

CCD is scary. Here is a colony collapse disorder cure. How shall we know what the future will bring us. Let us work for a better tomorrow that we can see.

sears

Things do look a bit grim. Look at sears. It was an awesome super company once. That was many years ago. Right now losses for sears increase. Debunkers say that everything is fine, but they are wrong. BANKRUPTCY IS SO NEAR.

View image | gettyimages.com