more rain

Hey, we can use more rain. Well, it has been a bit um dry this very eventful year. Look at all the fires that are around us. Sadly, we know climatic desertification can occur. Yeah, our world is becoming rotten brown instead of lush green. OK, so that process is max worrisome.

University professor

University professor is the victim of a hate crime. Swastikas were painted on the walls of her room. Fellows, this trend is worrisome. OK, so as we see... hate crimes are all too common now.

different time

Hey, we remember a different time. It is so warm. Like there are so many memories. Sadly, it is fading away.

eye

Yo, eye see you. 90% of the information that comes into our brains is through our eyes. That is why it is so important to maintain a professional appearance. Like we should try to look good and not just in a mirror. Fellow workers do judge us. Remember that most people will never read a book, but they do indeed look at a pretty cover.

sugar tax

Governments love the sugar tax as it brings in more money. Folks, this is bittersweet for us. Yeah, we do agree. It is great to cut down on sugar. However, we do not like all the new TAXES sent to us via our gov.

mayor

Ah yes, mayor called voters retarded and refuses to resign. Perhaps, this um mayor is a minor. Certainly, this was not a smart move. Just what can we even say. Folks, we are in a new era.

AI

AI or artificial intelligence in changing the world we are in. Robots will not doubt take jobs away from us. Yeah, we are moving... like into a new era. There is so much that we should think on.

gene

Oh yes, gene editing threat is serious. Biological contamination is a major issue. Please do no edit my gene. Hey, we did say genes not jeans.

laptop

OK, so laptop battery life is a con. This computer must have been designed by politicians even. Hey, it says 2:51 minutes of battery life when I turn it on. Well, a few minutes later it says only one hour.

Motels are gone soon

Motels are gone soon. Blame mean AIRBNB on that one. Yeah, they are like an Uber in some ways. Sadly, there are so many memories. Hey, there is a microwave in every room.

missing soars

California wild fire is a serious concern. The number of missing soars. Please do NOT add more woe.